Are you at Ball State University by chance?

- Asked by docmarek

Not that I’m aware of. People tell me they see me all the time though.

Is there a Joshua Robert Long there?

DAMN GURL WHERE YOU GET ALL THEM NOODLE

The Concert for Bangladesh / It Don’t Come Easy

STOP THE WORLD I WANNA GET OFF WITH YOU / ARCTIC MONKEYS

thedoeling:

MY ACTIVITY IS A CAT HOW DOES TUMBLR KNOW ME SO WELL

thedoeling:

MY ACTIVITY IS A CAT HOW DOES TUMBLR KNOW ME SO WELL

If you ever wondered why I chose to ask @daisydoeling to marry me, it’s because for years now I’ve offered conversations like this to her for hours, yet she’s still always home when I get home, excited to see me and hang out with me and all those Doritos.

Goodnight planet earth.

HOW ARE YOU HUMAN WHEN ALL DAY YOU KEPT LOCKED UP INSIDE THE CENTER CAPS OF HARLEM, WHEN I LOVE GRAPES AND YOU BRING LEMONS, THE LAW SAYS EIGHT MORE RAINY DAYS AND ILL BE TAXABLE. I SAY, MILK EVERYONE BEFORE THEY TRASH YOU.

- Asked by Anonymous

I try to better understand how I’m human all the time. It never seems to provide any answers. I do the human things of eating and drinking and smoking and sleeping, but those aren’t necessarily human things.

It’s hard being the Patron Saint of The Center Caps of Harlem. 

I, too, love grapes. Lemons aren’t so bad. Lemons are the new limes. Get with it.

Being taxable isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, let me tell you.

Also everyone has already trashed me, many times, so I’ll just settle for milking it. I’ll ride this pony right into the swimming pool. Or just the bathtub.

You never know when you’ll need some soap, so you, you anonymous capital letter enthusiast, get an umbrella and file a W4.

Also, have some whole milk, it’ll relax you a bit.

joshuarobertlong:

This is the final album track preview you’re going to get until the album comes out. This is “The Payphone At Exit Seventy-Nine”.

do you do you do you do you do you?

if you wanted to listen to just one more sample from me and Corey Green’s upcoming album Blue Telephone, then I guess you will be able to in about forty-five seconds. I want to share this one last one with you until the album comes out here (relatively soon but not too soon).

The track is called “The Payphone At Exit Seventy-Nine”

I hope you listen, I hope you enjoy, I hope you are doing some kind of Friday activity.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoooooooooo

Just being particular on a Thursday.

thedoeling:

thedoeling:

🍕

for the daytime crowd ^_^

thedoeling:

I love teef

AHHHH PRINCESS AHHHH

Doing that Robot Shuffle