If Toby was a human, would you enter into a civil union with him?

- Asked by thedoeling

We would perhaps have a ceremony, one where we both got to wear matching bow-ties. Mine would be black with red polka dots, and his would be red with black polka dots. Together we would buy a beach-front property in South Carolina. Maybe take up wind surfing. He would show me how to always pull a flush during poker, which is an art I’ve yet to understand fully.